Today I tried to burn down our house. It was scary and I had to use the fire extinguisher. We're all fine and have finally stopped crying. Except for me. I am still crying because my house is now covered in that extinguisher dust stuff. It's a bit reminiscent of my college dorm days when some wise guy decided to pull a fire alarm and use the extinguishers. Except now I'm left to clean the mess, not the college cleaning ladies. Awesome.
Also, apparently I'm 2 and have an ear infection. And a sinus infection. Awesomer.
Our calendar is jam packed this week, which makes perfect sense. I only get sick when I have lots to do. Awesome-ist.
My cynicism is only temporary, I promise. I'll be back to my cup-half-full, all smiles and sunshine self tomorrow.
Dinners around here are going to be no-brainers this week. Here's our menu:
Monday: 3-Cheese Chicken Penne Pasta Bake (a carry-over from last week)
Tuesday: Chicken Caesar Pasta Bowl (yes, 2 pastas in a row. I didn't plan very well.)
Wednesday: Crockpot Swedish Meatballs (easiest meal for the busiest day)
Thursday: Cheesy Apple Cinnamon Raisin Grill (basically a glorified grilled cheese sandwich. J has conferences late and I have a meeting.)
Friday: English Muffin Breakfast Pizzas